Thank you for calling Domino's Pizza...



Bunya: Yes, we'd like to order a pizza for delivery.
Ethel (whispering): Better make it a large ... Lucy wants some, too.



Bunya: A large, please.
Crust? None necessary.
Oh, we have to ... well, then as thin as possible.
You have a two topping special? Excellent.
Please make both of our toppings carrots.
What do you mean you don't have a carrot pizza -
what kinda' pizza joint is this anyway?!?