Friday, June 29, 2012

Bunya, a legend in his own mind

Ethel: Yes, Bunya, my lord, I bow down and give an oath of fealty to you.
Thou art the alpha bun.

Bunya (sliding under Ethel like it's the winning run scoring at home plate):
Okay, great - now you can lick me. Just lick me already.
: Did this bozo think I was serious?
He needs to look up the definition of "sarcasm".